Training

To that end...

It has also been suggested quite a few times that I'm being "trained" for something.  Oh, Really?  How interesting.  Yes, yes--how interesting indeed.  I was wondering if you might be open to a few very basic questions regarding this if that's ok, what, since I'm the one being trained and everything:

Um...what exactly am I being trained for?

When did it start?

More importantly, when does it end?

Are there rules?  If so, what are they?  I think someone may have implied that I broke one or two along the way.

May I see the written agreement with my signature and a detailed description of said training?

See--I get the feeling I'm just being "handled," and Johnny no wike being handewed.  I think what bothers me is that a very good way to describe my "training" is that it's very much like the way one might train a dog.  Yes--I am being treated like a dog.


Anyway...

They've also implied that what they're doing is good for me by way of making me strong.  (ARRRRRGGHH--now I'm a big boy, as apposed to when I moved NYC with exactly $700 aww by mysewf.)  I haven't worked out in about a year and half, and I never visit websites that have anything to do with physical fitness.  Nor, as many of you are aware, are any of my very public e-mails concerned with physical fitness, yet I see these damn "Trainers Hate Him" ads all the time, particularly after I make some sort of very effective move to extricate myself from all this.  They implied they want a fighter, yet they can't stand what I do, even though, as mentioned above, I've never been told any rules.

To further illustrate my point, they know my biometrics well enough that they know that  the photo of the BOA Nanny on the page is a sure-shot to make me smile.  I could be wrong about this one, but there are probably hundreds of stories that could pop up there on any given day.  It fits the pattern.  If I did a Google search for "gardening supplies," scantily clad hot brunettes and shark-attack victims would pop up in the photo results.  It happens all the time.

 

I know it sounds crazy, but it's the isolation that makes these things effective.  It's very difficult to understand unless you're the subject.  The bottom line, here, is that the intense back-and-fourth emotional manipulation I have aptly illustrated in these last 2 posts is very, very painful and I'm completely fucking sick of it.  I am not a dog.

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