So, it turns out I'm still being followed around by psychotic radical feminists. Time to start naming names again.
To be clear, I have nothing, nothing against women in general. I've known some awesome women. Women who were smart and successful, but didn't feel the need to walk around angry all the time, blaming all of mankind because they got jilted once or twice, most likely by their own fault. Maybe that's why they can get a decent guy, or any guy. Some women get jilted and some don't. You do the math. I don't even have anything against feminists, really.
But these radical feminists. I lump them in with radical Muslim terrorists. They're one and the same to me. Both are simply nothing more than hidden viruses suffering from delusions of having some sort of entitlement to circumvent the justice system through covert harassment and persecution. The difference is that feminists have taken personal slights and made it a group campaign because they can't compete with other women, while Muslim terrorists are just so caught up in religion that they can't see reality. Like terrorists, these psychotic feminists are so keyed up with anger and jealousy that they're just waiting for any opportunity to have a new scapegoat to blame and persecute regardless of a complete lack of evidence. To be frank, it's all quite childish.
My suggestion? Do this more often: throw on Jagged Little Pill, take a valium, eat a few shrooms, smoke a nice big fatty and chow down on a pint of Chunky Monkey. I mean, that's what I do, except replace Jagged Little Pill with Kind of Blue and replace "chow down on a pint of Chunky Monkey" with "take a very satisfying dump".
Okay...back to work. Taking hostages worked like a charm once. I have no reason to think it won't work again. I'm a nice guy, but I've had quite enough. I've been treated very, very unjustly.
Amendment: I'm not a big fan of valium or any pills, really, and sadly, it's been quite a while since I've eaten a mushroom.
Joseph
C. Zoccali, Clearwater, Florida; Rick Wilson,
Niles, Ohio; Christine
Faranda, Cleveland, Ohio; Len Spector; Marc Greece, A&E
Networks; Reverend David Plank, Palatine Bridge, NY; Carrie (Plank) Bruno,
Queens, NY; Cynthia Green,
Tech Recruiter; Sioux
Logan, Red Stream Technologies; Mike Tricario, MTV; Sean Newman, Columbus, Ohio; Jim
Reed, Columbus, Ohio; Zynga; Marty
Eggert, Cleveland, Ohio; Kathy Haxton, Cleveland, Ohio, St. Joe’s Medical Center, Warren, Ohio; Coleman Professional Services,
Warren, Ohio; Laura
McCormick
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Pham, anpham1111@gmail.com; Anna Stepnova, stepnova@aol.com; Barbara Anne Wolf, wolf.barbara.anne@gmail.com, (415) 812-4926; Brian Montague, jetbpm@aol.com; Charles
Crites, critesfam@sbcglobal.net; EHSOH, lovycera@gmail.com; Elizabeth
Nicolosi, elizabethnicolosi@hotmail.com; Kristy
Guertin, guertk@spu.edu; Meagan Franz, meaganfranz@hotmail.com; Miyako
Abe, mtea2006@yahoo.com; Nora Salah, nsalah01@yahoo.com; Teresa Keller, teresa@rtwwithus.org; Natasha
Warder;
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